Comedy

The guys were playing poker. Pete lost $1,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and died. Realizing that Pete's wife needed...

Comedy

Sing the following to the tune of 'Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. If you sing it,...

Comedy

A college football coach is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; believe it or not, the other...

WITTICISMS

If you see a man without a smile, give him yours. Big shots are little shots that keep shooting. Tact is the...

Comedy

Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.Forgive your enemy -...

WITTICISMS

No rule of success will work if you don’t. Most antique shops have prices that are outrageously modern. Forty is the old age of youth – fifty...

WITTICISMS

Don’t be afraid to ask a dumb question – it’s easier to handle than a dumb mistake. A smile...

Comedy

What did our parents do without the internet when they were bored? I asked my 18 brothers & sisters and they didn’t...

WITTICISMS

To the world you might be one person, but to one person, you might be the world. When little...

Comedy

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No,...

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