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You should not pray for rain if you complain about the mud. Friends are the chocolate chips...

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Cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny. It isn’t our position but our disposition that makes us happy.

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The guys were playing poker. Pete lost $1,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and died. Realizing that Pete's wife needed...

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Sing the following to the tune of 'Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. If you sing it,...

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A college football coach is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; believe it or not, the other...

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If you see a man without a smile, give him yours. Big shots are little shots that keep shooting. Tact is the...

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Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.Forgive your enemy -...

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No rule of success will work if you don’t. Most antique shops have prices that are outrageously modern. Forty is the old age of youth – fifty...

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Don’t be afraid to ask a dumb question – it’s easier to handle than a dumb mistake. A smile...

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What did our parents do without the internet when they were bored? I asked my 18 brothers & sisters and they didn’t...

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