Cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny.
It isn’t our position but our disposition that makes us happy.
When you buy a cured ham, do you wonder what it had?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
We have enough youth – How about a fountain of smart?
I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Frequent naps prevent old age – especially if taken while driving.
Having money can’t buy happiness, but then again, neither can having no money.
Of all the things you wear, a smile is the most important.