WITTICISMS

WITTICISMS

Cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny.

It isn’t our position but our disposition that makes us happy.

When you buy a cured ham, do you wonder what it had?

WITTICISMS

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

We have enough youth – How about a fountain of smart?

I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Frequent naps prevent old age – especially if taken while driving.

Having money can’t buy happiness, but then again, neither can having no money.

Of all the things you wear, a smile is the most important.

The better things in life come to those who wait…..on themselves.

WITTICISMS